Clubtails (Groupe Geloso)

Someone once told us that you can’t CAN a party. Well, we can CAN it. And we did. Eight kinds of party, in fact. We call them Clubtails. You can call them awesomesauce. Miraculous as it may seem, there now exists a range of perfectly blended cocktails in ready-to-drink, single-serve cans. Crazy. Yeah, we know. We know what you’re thinking: How did this almost unbelievable turn of events come to pass? Well, we were sitting around shooting the shizzle one day, with our arms aching from shaking and stirring cocktails, and someone wise said, “Can it!” Someone got offended and before we knew it, there was no more mixing and no more mixer. But the next day, when we were going through the drudgery of making cocktails once more the old-school way, we all remembered, “Can it!” Why mix a mixie when you don’t have to? What we’re dealing with here is 8 classic cocktails, reborn in can format, like a porcupine that gets reincarnated as something more sleek and insanely cool, like a jaguar. Clubtails are cocktails as Nature intended them. But that’s Party Nature, not Mother Nature. Think it’s impossible to get perfect cocktails from a can? You carry on thinking that – the rest of us are ready to party. Ditch the dreary. Sip on some awesome.